Limericks

There once was a cat from Mars.
All the while she hoped to drive cars.
So she stole a Ford Pick-Up,
And went to the bank, caused a stick up.
That criminal cat from Mars.

I once met a man from L.A.
Every day he made molds of clay.
But whenever he tried to dry 'em.
The molds got cracks inside 'em.
That strange man I met from L.A.